Alex Trebek Birthday Card
$6.95
Ottawa University Graduate and Order of Canada recipient Alex Trebek (RIP) became one of television’s most enduring and iconic figures after hosting Jeopardy! from 1984 - 2020.
Let Alex help you send happy birthday wishes to all of your friends and loved ones.
Front of card reads "Whose Birthday Is It? Yours!".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Anthony Bourdain Christmas Card
$6.95
Let Anthony Bourdain help you spread some Christmas cheer, as only he can.
Front of card reads "Seasoned Greetings".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Betty White Card
$6.95
Beloved Betty White (RIP) was an award winning actress, comedian and trailblazer in Hollywood for over seven decades!
Let this "First Lady of Hollywood" help send birthday cheer to all of the amazing women in your life.
Front of card reads "There's Nobetty Better Than You".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Bitches and Hoes Birthday Card
$6.95
Say 'Happy Birthday' from the entire squad.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday From Your Bitches And Hoes".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Blessed Be The Fruitcake Christmas Card
$6.95
Blessed Be The Fruitcake. May the cupboard open.
The perfect card for all your Margaret Atwood loving friends. Nothing says Christmas like the Handmaid's Tale? And fruitcake, of course.
Front of card reads "Blessed Be The Fruitcake"
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Breasts and Thighs Birthday Card
$6.95
Age really is just a number. Let your loved ones know they look great no matter what, with this clever birthday card.
Front of card reads "Your Breasts And Thighs Look Fabulous For Your Age".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Burt Reynolds Sexy Birthday Card
$6.95
The man himself! Burt Reynolds is here to wish you the sexiest birthday you can possibly manage.
Front of card reads "Happy Burtday Sexy!".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Creepy Santa Christmas Cards - Boxed Set of 6
$19.95
Better watch your back. Creepy Santa Claus is coming to town...
This box set contains 6 different creepy Santa cards
Inside of card reads: Hope you survive the holidays.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Dude! Christmas Card
$6.95
A different kind of nativity scene to share this holiday season, complete with Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus.
Printed on velvety, extra heavy cream coloured cardstock. (30% PCW). The text is gold foil embossed by hand in Smitten Kitten's studio.
Front of card reads "Dude! He doesn't even look like me!"
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Fun In Dysfunctional Christmas Card
$6.95
Hopefully we all have that one person in the family who helps to keep us sane over the holiday season. This card's for them.
Digitally printed with red foil.
Front of card reads "You Put The Fun In Dysfunctional Family Gatherings".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Gather and Eat Our Feelings Christmas Card
$6.95
The perfect card for all of us who over-indulge during the holidays as a way of getting through them!
Front of card reads "Let's Gather and Eat Our Feelings"
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Getting Lit Christmas Card
$6.95
Young whippersnappers will particularly enjoy your cheeky Tomfoolery.
Printed on velvety, extra heavy cream coloured cardstock. (30% PCW). The text is gold foil embossed by hand in Smitten Kitten's studio.
Front of card reads "The Tress Isn't The Only Think Getting Lit This Year".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Gluten-Free Birthday Card
$6.95
Say 'Happy Birthday' to your celiac friends with this sassily thoughtful card. Just don't eat toast before sealing the envelope.
Front of card reads "Don't Worry, This Birthday Card Is Gluten-Free".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Gord Downie Birthday Card
$6.95
No better way to celebrate birthdays than with this Canadian icon! It's fully and completely the perfect card for all the Tragically Hip fans in your life. Gord Downie was truly ahead by a century, and left a huge legacy from rock music to Indigenous reconciliation.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday Gordgeous".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard Card
$6.95
Say it with an adorable pup, gold foil print and a lot of sass.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard!".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
He Knows When You're Awake Card Christmas Card
$6.95
You better watch out. Creepy Santa Claus is coming to town...
Front of card reads "He Knows When You're Awake".
Inside of card reads: Hope you survive the holidays.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
He Sees You When You're Sleeping Christmas Card
$6.95
Better watch your back. Creepy Santa Claus is coming to town...
Front of card reads "He Sees You When You're Sleeping!".
Inside of card reads: Hope you survive the holidays.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Hope You Like The Gift Holiday Card
$6.95
The greatest card for bringing humour to Christmas gift lists!
Printed on velvety, extra heavy cream coloured cardstock. (10% PCW). The text is red foil embossed by hand in Smitten Kitten's studio.
Front of card reads "I hope you like the gift you told me to get you".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Leonard Nimoy Birthday Card
$6.95
Wish the Star Trek fan in your life a Spock-tacular (RIP) Birthday!
Front of card reads "Have A Spock-Tacular Birthday!".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Little Baby Cheeses Christmas Card
$6.95
The holidays can be a stressful time. May your vices help make it the merriest of times.
This card is gold foil printed.
Front of card reads "Bless The Little Baby Cheeses".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Ol' Dirty Bastard Birthday Card
$3.95 $6.95
Ol' Dirty Bastard (Russell Tyrone Jones) (RIP) was a founding member of the Wu-Tang Clan, rapper and songwriter.
This card is perfect for those in your group who are ready to Shimmy Shimmy Ya on their birthday.
Front of card reads "HBD you ODB".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Ride Out This Shitstorm Card - Boxed Set of 6
$18.95
The most on point Christmas cards for friends and family alike. Perfectly snarky but still full of love.
This box set contains 6 cards
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Same Penis Forever Card
$6.95
Think about it. Really think about it. This card is great for engagements, weddings, and if you like shocking your friends who are falling in love.
Front of card reads "Same Penis Forever!".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Send Nudes Card
$3.95 $6.95
Inappropriate or not, this card is 'ugly cute' and perfect to give for almost every occasion.
Front of card reads "Send Nudes".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
