Effin' Birds Coaster - I Hate People

These coaster are an official collaboration between Effin' Birds, the popular and sassy bird illustrator from Toronto, and Versatile Coasters.

This coaster reads "I Bet This Problem Will Go Away If We Have More Fucking Meetings""

These coasters are made using a custom developed ceramic blend so they will absorb the condensation off your glassware and save your tables from those nasty water rings, There is a large cork pad on the bottom of each coaster to prevent scratches, save your furniture, and look absolutely amazing doing so.

Not dishwasher safe, but you can wipe them with a cloth soaked in mild soap and warm water. Since the ceramic is absorbent, the quicker you wipe up any spills the better stain prevention for coloured beverages.

Each measuring 4" x 4"

Made by VersaTile Design in Almonte, Ontario

These coaster are an official collaboration between Effin' Birds, the popular and sassy bird illustrator from Toronto, and Versatile Coasters.

This coaster reads "Fuck Off Until I Get Coffee"

These coasters are made using a custom developed ceramic blend so they will absorb the condensation off your glassware and save your tables from those nasty water rings, There is a large cork pad on the bottom of each coaster to prevent scratches, save your furniture, and look absolutely amazing doing so.

Not dishwasher safe, but you can wipe them with a cloth soaked in mild soap and warm water. Since the ceramic is absorbent, the quicker you wipe up any spills the better stain prevention for coloured beverages.

Each measuring 4" x 4"

Made by VersaTile Design in Almonte, Ontario

These coaster are an official collaboration between Effin' Birds, the popular and sassy bird illustrator from Toronto, and Versatile Coasters.

This coaster reads "booze o'clock motherfuckers"

These coasters are made using a custom developed ceramic blend so they will absorb the condensation off your glassware and save your tables from those nasty water rings, There is a large cork pad on the bottom of each coaster to prevent scratches, save your furniture, and look absolutely amazing doing so.

Not dishwasher safe, but you can wipe them with a cloth soaked in mild soap and warm water. Since the ceramic is absorbent, the quicker you wipe up any spills the better stain prevention for coloured beverages.

Each measuring 4" x 4"

Made by VersaTile Design in Almonte, Ontario

These coaster are an official collaboration between Effin' Birds, the popular and sassy bird illustrator from Toronto, and Versatile Coasters.

This coaster reads "At This Point I'm A Shitshow Connoisseur"

These coasters are made using a custom developed ceramic blend so they will absorb the condensation off your glassware and save your tables from those nasty water rings, There is a large cork pad on the bottom of each coaster to prevent scratches, save your furniture, and look absolutely amazing doing so.

Not dishwasher safe, but you can wipe them with a cloth soaked in mild soap and warm water. Since the ceramic is absorbent, the quicker you wipe up any spills the better stain prevention for coloured beverages.

Each measuring 4" x 4"

Made by VersaTile Design in Almonte, Ontario

Wear a piece of Canadian (and Ottawa) history!

The copper used for the maple leaf is the original copper which covered the roofs of Canada's Parliament Buildings from 1918 to 1996. Wear this copper pin proudly! Measures approx. 1 cm.

This copper pin is available on gold-plated or pewter backing.

As these are handmade and made from recycled roofing, unique marks will appear on the copper of each pin.

Why don’t they come in red?
We get this question all the time! The rich patina on these pieces comes from decades of natural oxidation while the copper roof covered Canada’s Parliament Buildings for 78 years. Rather than altering this historic material, Under One Roof preserves its authentic character—keeping the same aged copper that has witnessed some of Canada’s most important moments. That means no artificial colouring, just genuine history in every piece. Enjoy this one-of-a-kind connection to Canada’s past!

Because this item is handcrafted, slight variations are to be expected and admired.

Sold individually.

Made by Under One Roof - a social enterprise in Ottawa, Ontario. Every item was crafted with the participation of persons with developmental disabilities. 

You may enjoy the other products from Under One Roof!

Wear a piece of Canadian (and Ottawa) history!

The copper used for the maple leaf is the original copper which covered the roofs of Canada's Parliament Buildings from 1918 to 1996. Wear it proudly on your lapel or backpack. Measures approx. 3 cm.

This brooch is available on gold plated or pewter backing.

As these are handmade and made from recycled roofing, unique marks will appear on the copper of each pin.

Why don’t they come in red?
We get this question all the time! The rich patina on these pieces comes from decades of natural oxidation while the copper roof covered Canada’s Parliament Buildings for 78 years. Rather than altering this historic material, Under One Roof preserves its authentic character—keeping the same aged copper that has witnessed some of Canada’s most important moments. That means no artificial colouring, just genuine history in every piece. Enjoy this one-of-a-kind connection to Canada’s past!

Because this item is handcrafted, slight variations are to be expected and admired.

Sold individually.

Made by Under One Roof - a social enterprise in Ottawa, Ontario. Every item was crafted with the participation of persons with developmental disabilities. 

You may also enjoy these other wonderful products from Under One Roof!

The elusive House Hippo has been one of the most desired creatures for Canadian kids since the early 1990's and now you can finally own one! 

House Hippos are notoriously shy and nocturnal and are good at taking care of themselves. They love to munch on potato chips (because who doesn't?) and forage for crumbs and bits of dropped food. Keeping cozy is a top priority so they tend to build themselves little nests made up of lint, fuzzy scraps and odd socks. In the wild hippos are notoriously aggressive but House Hippos are docile around humans. When placed on a bedside table they make excellent defenders against anything that makes strange sounds at night.

Confident Beginner and recommend it for ages 12 and up. Each kit envelope contains step-by-step photo illustrated instructions, paper pattern pieces, colour info care card, sheets of wool blend felt, pair of 7mm safety eyes, embroidery floss, needle and pins.

Stuffing is not included as the finished piece is easy to stuff using scraps of felt or fabric cut into small bits, cotton balls as well as traditional stuffing. It also helps keep the shipping cost much lower as it can travel Canada Post letter mail.

Not recommended for small children.

Finished Size: approx. 5" x 3" (13cm x 8cm)

Made by Rita Van Tassel Studio in Lunenburg, Nova Scotia

Wear a piece of Canadian (and Ottawa) history!

The copper used for the maple leaf is the original copper which covered the roofs of Canada's Parliament Buildings from 1918 to 1996. Wear these copper earrings proudly! Measures approx. 1 cm.

These copper earrings are stainless steel with either gold or pewter plating.

As these are handmade and made from recycled roofing, unique marks will appear on the copper of each pin.

Because this item is handcrafted, slight variations are to be expected and admired.

Why don’t they come in red?
We get this question all the time! The rich patina on these pieces comes from decades of natural oxidation while the copper roof covered Canada’s Parliament Buildings for 78 years. Rather than altering this historic material, Under One Roof preserves its authentic character—keeping the same aged copper that has witnessed some of Canada’s most important moments. That means no artificial colouring, just genuine history in every piece. Enjoy this one-of-a-kind connection to Canada’s past!

*all earrings are final sale for hygienic reasons

Made by Under One Roof - a social enterprise in Ottawa, Ontario. Every item was crafted with the participation of persons with developmental disabilities. 

You may also enjoy these other Under One Roof products!