Scientifically Impossible Birthday Card
$6.99
Even though science may have the answer, sometimes it's nice to drift off into an imaginary land where cats magically float in balloons and celebrate birthdays.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday! This Is Fun But Also Scientifically Impossible".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Studio Vcky in Vancouver, BC
Cat Made You A Present Card
$6.99
For all the kitten lovers out there! Or for anyone that knows what it's like to live with a cat.
Front of card reads "I Made You A Present!".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Jenna's Doodles in Hamilton, Ontario.
Breasts and Thighs Birthday Card
$6.99
Age really is just a number. Let your loved ones know they look great no matter what, with this clever birthday card.
Front of card reads "Your Breasts And Thighs Look Fabulous For Your Age".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Bitches and Hoes Birthday Card
$6.99
Say 'Happy Birthday' from the entire squad.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday From Your Bitches And Hoes".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Gord Downie Birthday Card
$6.99
No better way to celebrate birthdays than with this Canadian icon! It's fully and completely the perfect card for all the Tragically Hip fans in your life. Gord Downie was truly ahead by a century, and left a huge legacy from rock music to Indigenous reconciliation.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday Gordgeous".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard Card
$6.99
Say it with an adorable pup, gold foil print and a lot of sass.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard!".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Math Exam Birthday Card
$6.99
This Math Exam Birthday Card is the most fun (only fun) Scantron test there is! Sure to get a chuckle out of any birthday guy or gal.
Front of card reads "Subject: Mathematics. Topic: Figuring Out Your Age In Numbers".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch. Mini pencil included.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by The Regional Assembly of Text in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Wishing You Birthday Spinner Card
$6.99
This birthday card is a spinning wheel of all the birthday exclamations you are wishing for them. Spin the wheel and see what you get!
Front of card reads "Wishing You" with the following options: Everything You Ever Wanted, A Year To Remember, Cake And More Cake, Birthday Joy, Wisdom.
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by The Regional Assembly of Text in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Getting Older Application Letter
$6.99
An adorable "application" for getting older! The birthday gal/guy must answer every silly question to be able to age gracefully :)
Comes with a mini pencil and a kraft coloured envelope for safe travels.
Front of card reads "Application For Getting Older".
Measures 8 ½” x 5 ½” when unfolded.
Made by The Regional Assembly of Text in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Birthday Fortune Card
$6.99
Want to give the most unique/fun birthday card ever? Pick A Card!
This card has 5 fortunes to choose from. Fortune cards are attached to the card with a handy paperclip. Pick one to reveal the birthday gal/guy's future!
Front of card reads "Pick A Card - Your Birthday Fortune Revealed".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by The Regional Assembly of Text in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Leonard Nimoy Birthday Card
$6.99
Wish the Star Trek fan in your life a Spock-tacular (RIP) Birthday!
Front of card reads "Have A Spock-Tacular Birthday!".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Ice Cream Party Card
$6.99
Any celebration is made better with ice cream! A partying ice cream cone holding a baby ice cream cone is maybe as cute as it gets. Perfect for all ages!
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Studio Vcky in Vancouver, BC
Bravest Birthday Balloon Card
$6.99
Put a smile on someone's face with this adorable birthday card!
This birthday cactus is SO happy a birthday balloon is sticking by his side and the birthday balloon is the bravest best friend in the whole wide world.
Front of card reads "The Bravest Birthday Balloon".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Studio Vcky in Vancouver, BC
See Your Dinky Card
$3.95 $6.95
Share some dinky humor for someone's birthday this year. Sure to make even the biggest sourpuss smile on their special day.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday! I Can See Your Dinky".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Studio Vcky in Vancouver, BC
Happy Birthday!
Celebrate your friends, family and loved ones with our selection of Canadian-made birthday cards. Whether it's funny, quirky, or heartfelt, we've got you covered with our vast selection. We'll even write the card and mail it for you if you want!
