1st Birthday Birthday Card
$6.95
A 1st birthday card that actually tells the truth . . . they can't read!!! But they are just so cute.
The flower design is from a hand painted water colour painting.
Front of card reads "You Can't Read This But Happy 1st Birthday".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Printed on 100% recycled paper.
Card size: 4 ½” x 6 ¼ “
Made by Naughty Florals in Toronto, ON
Adventure Birthday Card
$6.95
The perfect card for your camping friend who loves getting out in the wilderness with their tent and canoe and hanging out around the campfire.
This card is as unique as a birthday wish, and will definitely bring joy to the person who receives it.
Front of card reads "Another Year Of Adventures"
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Badger & Burke in Vancouver, BC
Age Is Just A Number Birthday Card
$6.95
Say "Happy Birthday" with this funny birthday card for older husband, older wife, older friends, or older family member. Age is just a number, but it's still a funny birthday joke. Wish someone you love a great birthday with this joke birthday card. This Birthday greeting will bring a smile to their face.
Front of card reads "Age Is Just A Number But I Will Always Be Younger Than You. Happy Birthday"
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4" x 6"
Made by Science Cobs in Ottawa, Ontario.
Air Fryer Birthday Card
$6.95
Say "Happy Birthday" with this cheeky card. The cute chicks are fun for everyone!
Air fryers never looked cuter!
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday. One Minute You're Young And Wild, The Next You're Into Air Fryers.".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4" x 6"
Made by Science Cobs in Ottawa, Ontario.
Alex Trebek Birthday Card
$6.95
Ottawa University Graduate and Order of Canada recipient Alex Trebek (RIP) became one of television’s most enduring and iconic figures after hosting Jeopardy! from 1984 - 2020.
Let Alex help you send happy birthday wishes to all of your friends and loved ones.
Front of card reads "Whose Birthday Is It? Yours!".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Animal Sounds Birthday Card
$6.95
Say happy birthday in four languages: chicken, cat, dog and bunny! This greeting card is a sure hit with those who are young, young-ish, and young at heart. Featuring watercolours reminiscent of beloved books of yore and humour that is totally meme-able.
Front of card reads "Cluck! Meow! Woof! Happy Birthday!".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Gotamago in Toronto, Ontario.
Around The Sun Birthday Card
$6.95
The perfect birthday card for the person in your life who is either a little spacey, or is just out of this world and one in a million. With this planet and star filled card you can subtly remind them that compared to the age of the Milky Way, they are still young :)
Front of card reads "Here's To Another Trip Around The Sun"
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Badger & Burke in Vancouver, BC
Ate Your Cake Birthday Card
$3.95 $6.95
Get rid of your generic birthday cards and replace them with this unique and silly one that is sure get a laugh! Perfect for anyone in your life who is celebrating a birthday.
Front of card reads "While You Were Reading This Card I Ate Your Entire Birthday Cake".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Rhubarb Paper Co. in Kentville, Nova Scotia.
B-Side Birthday Card
$6.95
Send a blast from the past with this retro-inspired cassette tape birthday card! Complete with both A-sides and B-sides (and even a Big Lebowski inside joke), this design incorporates blank spaces so that you can personalize your own mix tape titles for the birthday superstar.
Front of card reads "I'm B-Side Myself For Your Birthday".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Gotamago in Toronto, Ontario.
Bad Driving Birthday Card
$6.95
Say "Happy Birthday" to someone you would like to live forever, regardless of their driving! This funny birthday joke will make everyone smile.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday. May You Live To Be So Old That Your Driving Terrifies Others.".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4" x 6"
Made by Science Cobs in Ottawa, Ontario.
Better with Age Birthday Card
$6.95
This list of things that get better with age will bring a chuckle out of even the most cynical birthday star.
Front of card reads "Things That Get Better With Age" and lists Gouda, black socks, scotch, George Clooney, and a century egg.
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Gotamago in Toronto, Ontario.
Billion Year Birthday Mountain Card
$6.95
A red sun in a pastel neon pink sky giving sweet birthday comfort to a smiling mountain: At Least You're Not a Billion Years Old!!!
Card reads "Happy Birthday At Least You're Not A Billion Years Old"
Printed printed offset on recycled felt stock.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Banquet Workshop in Vancouver, BC
Birthday Birds Card
$6.95
These happy birds are here to help you spread all the birthday cheer with their birthday hat, balloon and beads. One has even brought a snack ;)
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday!".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by The Paperhood in Toronto, Ontario.
Birthday Cow Card
$6.95
Mooo! This friendly birthday cow is here to help you spread all the birthday cheer with her cute face and bouquet of flowers.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by The Paperhood in Toronto, Ontario.
Birthday Dinosaurs Card
$6.95
Rawrrrrrrrr! These party loving Tyrannosaurus Rex dinos are here to help you spread all the birthday cheer. They've got their party hats and look like they are ready for a game of pin the tail on the T-Rex (best let them win).
Front of card reads "Have A Rawrr-Some Birthday!".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by The Paperhood in Toronto, Ontario.
Birthday Fortune Card
$6.95
Want to give the most unique/fun birthday card ever? Pick A Card!
This card has 5 fortunes to choose from. Fortune cards are attached to the card with a handy paperclip. Pick one to reveal the birthday gal/guy's future!
Front of card reads "Pick A Card - Your Birthday Fortune Revealed".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by The Regional Assembly of Text in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Birthday Oranges Card
$6.95
These happy oranges are here to help you spread all the birthday cheer, complete with a fruity pun!
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday. You're The Zest!".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by The Paperhood in Toronto, Ontario.
Bitches and Hoes Birthday Card
$6.95
Say 'Happy Birthday' from the entire squad.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday From Your Bitches And Hoes".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Bitter Kitty Birthday Card
$6.95
Send a purr-fect greeting to your special someone with the Bitter Kitty Birthday Card. Featuring an adorable grumpy cat design, this card is sure to make any birthday celebrant smile. This cat is totally here for the celebrations. Hopefully he will cheer up once the cake comes out. Party on!
Front of card reads "Your Birthday Was Last Year."
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Badger & Burke in Vancouver, BC
Bonne Fete Cat Birthday Card
$6.95
For all the cat lovers in your life, this birthday card is for them!
A print of an original gouache painting.
Front of card reads "Bonne Fete".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by The Paperhood in Toronto, Ontario.
Bonne Fete Feuilles Birthday Card
$6.95
Let this elegant and playful arrangement of leaves bring a colourful splash to your birthday greeting.
Front of card reads "Bonne Fete".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Gotamago in Toronto, Ontario.
Bravest Birthday Balloon Card
$6.95
Put a smile on someone's face with this adorable birthday card!
This birthday cactus is SO happy a birthday balloon is sticking by his side and the birthday balloon is the bravest best friend in the whole wide world.
Front of card reads "The Bravest Birthday Balloon".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Studio Vcky in Vancouver, BC
Breadcat Birthday Balloon Card
$6.95
Who doesn't want to see a cat floating through life with a big balloon tied to them on their birthday? It's a cat. Tied to a balloon. Floating away. Adorable.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Studio Vcky in Vancouver, BC
Breasts and Thighs Birthday Card
$6.95
Age really is just a number. Let your loved ones know they look great no matter what, with this clever birthday card.
Front of card reads "Your Breasts And Thighs Look Fabulous For Your Age".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
