I'll Know It When I See It
Witty cards
- Location: Vancouver, British Columbia
- Established: 2009
Witty cards
I’ll Know It When I See It is a two-woman show creating sweet + slightly snarky paper goods straight outta Vancouver, BC. Their goods are made up of wit + snark, turning heads with bold + modern designs that are typographically driven.
Cassie and Christine are two peas in a creative pod. These cards are sure to make you laugh.
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Paleontologists Birthday Card
Sold Out - $6.95
Perfect for: those ready to become crude oil, friends fortunate enough to look older than they are, A Land before Time fans.
Front of card reads "Paleontologists Discovered A New Fossil Today... But Enough About Your Birthday".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Holy Shit Birthday Card
$6.95
The perfect card for dog lovers and individuals with cheeky dispositions. Perfect for anyone with a shitty sense of humor who doesn't mind being the butt of the joke.
Front of card reads "Holy Shit It's Your Birthday!".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Marriage Robots Card
$6.95
Beep, Boop. The perfect card for cool nerds, people who struggle to interface and all A.I. fans.
Front of card reads "Congrats. Your Operating Systems Are Compatible".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Cool Once Birthday Card
$6.95
The perfect card for trendsetters, those who long for their glory days and anyone who has a blackberry.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday You Were Cool Once".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Talk About Poop Card
$6.95
The perfect card for new parents who have no idea what they're in for and poop enthusiasts.
Front of card reads "Get Ready To Talk About Poop Every Single Day".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Walker Sports Car Birthday Card
$6.95
The perfect card for those in the throes of a mid-life crisis, car enthusiasts and speed demons.
Front of card reads "Don't Worry, I'm Sure It Handles As Well As A Sports Car".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Cake With Candles Birthday Card
$6.95
The perfect card for cake lovers, those who use candles to save on electricity and pyromaniacs.
Front of card reads "Would You Like Some Cake With Your Candles?".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
12 Days Of Christmas, Pandemic Edition Christmas Card (Final Sale)
$4.95 $6.95
Perfect for those who love Christmas carols, song remix lovers, people who appreciate an update to the classics.
Front of card reads "12 Days of Christmas - pandemic edition".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Gratitude Card (Final Sale)
$4.95 $6.95
The perfect card for times where actions (and greeting cards) are really the best way to say thanks, for the tongue-tied and those who don't do feelings.
Front of card reads "My Gratitude Is Only Exceed By My Awkwardness In Expressing It".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Old White Dude Christmas Card
$6.95
Since when does Santa get to choose what we deserve? ;)
Front of card reads "This Christmas Let's Not Ask An Old White Dude To Grant Us Things Based On His Moral Judgement".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Fired / Promoted Ideas Double Sided Notebook
$21.95
These double-sided notebooks will satisfy your sweet + snarky side. It's like getting two notebooks in one! Start from either end + flip depending on your mood. The soft touch cover gives it a classy velvet feel + high quality interior pages ensures smooth jotting of all important thoughts.
Sweet side: Ideas that will get me promoted
Snarky side: Ideas that will get me fired
Sized 5" x 8" / 110 lined pages
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
On Point / Shitshow Double Sided Notebook
$21.95
These double-sided notebooks will satisfy your sweet + snarky side. It's like getting two notebooks in one! Start from either end + flip depending on your mood. The soft touch cover gives it a classy velvet feel + high quality interior pages ensures smooth jotting of all important thoughts.
Sweet side: On point
Snarky side: Shitshow
Sized 5" x 8" / 110 lined pages
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
You're Appreciated Plant Card
$6.95
The perfect card for: those who need a little love, people who do a lot for others, folks who don't get the credit they deserve.
Front of card reads "On Days When You're Feeling Overwhelmed AF, Just Look At This Card and Know You're Appreciated".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Sprinkles To My Doughnut Card
$6.95
With Suzy Q within a hop, skip and a jump from us, how could we turn this card away? A perfect love or friendship appreciation card for those who like their pastries round, Homer Simpson, and basically everybody! This is a card you do-nut want to miss out on!
Front of card reads "You're The Sprinkles To My Donut".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Tech Support Father's Day Card
$6.95
Perfect for: the technologically challenged, dads failing to cope with the 21st century, luddites, boomers. Keep it old school for them with a non-digital card.
Front of card reads "Happy Father's Day. This Card Is Good For One Day Of Eye-Roll Free Tech Support".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins Christmas Card
$6.95
Perfect for: those who like to sing loud for all to hear, Christmas miracle believers, sweet tooths and fans of Buddy The Elf.
Front of card reads "Merry Christmas You Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Dumpster Fire 2020 Christmas Card (Final Sale)
$4.95 $6.95
Perfect for those who would appreciate a more practical gift, people who have had it with with this crazy year, and maybe society at large.
Front of card reads "All I Want For Christmas Is A Fire Extinguisher To Put Out The Dumpser Fire Known As 2020".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Pee A Little Mother's Day Card
$6.95
The perfect cards for: moms who have BEEN THROUGH IT, those not quite at the Depends stage yet, ladies who love to laugh anyway
Front of card reads "Sorry I'm The Reason You Pee A Little Every Time You Sneeze. Happy Mother's Day".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Holy Tinsel Christmas Card
$6.95
Is anyone you know feline frenzied? If yes, give this mega-relatable card to help them celebrate their cat-filled Christmas.
Front of card reads "Holy Tinsel It's Christmas".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Just Another Day Father's Day Card
$6.95
Perfect for: dads who long for the days of sleeping in, men who would otherwise lead super boring lives, fathers who love being reminded of their procreation prowess.
Front of card reads "Without Me It's Just Another Day. You're Welcome. Happy Father's Day!".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Society For Overthinkers Vinyl Sticker
$3.95
The perfect sticker for people who can't get enough of their own thoughts, the over imaginative and those who enjoy analysis paralysis.
Stick this sticker on your water bottle, your laptop, notebook or anywhere you want to show off your unique personality.
Perfect for slipping in a card, they make good gifts too.
Semi-matte, exterior grade, UV + scratch resistant / Waterproof, dishwasher + microwave safe.
Approximate Dimensions: 2.5" x 2.44"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Doing It All Octopus Card
$6.95
The perfect card for: jack + jill of all trades, multitaskers extraordinaire, people you can't live without.
Front of card reads "Thanks For Doing It All (Literally)".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Asked for ID Birthday Card (Final Sale)
$4.95 $6.95
Are you the type of person that gets really excited when the cashier at the LCBO asks for your ID? Or does it make you dread what the person will think of your picture?
No matter what, this card is perfect for the forever young, baby faces, and people who always get told to act and dress their age.
Front of card reads "You Know You're Old When Getting Asked For ID Is Awesome (Not Annoying)".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Chinese Food Hanukkah Card
$6.95
When everything else is closed on Christmas Day and you're not opening gifts because you don't celebrate, what's left to do? Tried, tested and true - movies and Chinese food is the original 'Netflix & Chill' for our Jewish friends.
Front of card reads "May The Chinese Food Be Tasty And The Movie Be Funny".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
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