I'll Know It When I See It
Witty cards
- Location: Vancouver, British Columbia
- Established: 2009
Witty cards
I’ll Know It When I See It is a two-woman show creating sweet + slightly snarky paper goods straight outta Vancouver, BC. Their goods are made up of wit + snark, turning heads with bold + modern designs that are typographically driven.
Cassie and Christine are two peas in a creative pod. These cards are sure to make you laugh.
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Paleontologists Birthday Card
$6.95
Perfect for: those ready to become crude oil, friends fortunate enough to look older than they are, A Land before Time fans.
Front of card reads "Paleontologists Discovered A New Fossil Today... But Enough About Your Birthday".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Holy Shit Birthday Card
$6.95
The perfect card for dog lovers and individuals with cheeky dispositions. Perfect for anyone with a shitty sense of humor who doesn't mind being the butt of the joke.
Front of card reads "Holy Shit It's Your Birthday!".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Society For Overthinkers Vinyl Sticker
$3.95
The perfect sticker for people who can't get enough of their own thoughts, the over imaginative and those who enjoy analysis paralysis.
Stick this sticker on your water bottle, your laptop, notebook or anywhere you want to show off your unique personality.
Perfect for slipping in a card, they make good gifts too.
Semi-matte, exterior grade, UV + scratch resistant / Waterproof, dishwasher + microwave safe.
Approximate Dimensions: 2.5" x 2.44"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Cool Once Birthday Card
$6.95
The perfect card for trendsetters, those who long for their glory days and anyone who has a blackberry.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday You Were Cool Once".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Talk About Poop Card
from $6.95
The perfect card for new parents who have no idea what they're in for and poop enthusiasts.
Front of card reads "Get Ready To Talk About Poop Every Single Day".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Big Books Vinyl Sticker
$3.95
"I Like Big Books And I Cannot Lie"
The perfect sticker for people who recognize that size does matter (sometimes). A must have for the readers among us who leave no book unturned.
Stick this sticker on your water bottle, your laptop, notebook or anywhere you want to show off your unique personality.
Perfect for slipping in a card, they make good gifts too.
Semi-matte, exterior grade, UV + scratch resistant / Waterproof, dishwasher + microwave safe.
Approximate Dimensions: 3" x 1.60"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Walker Sports Car Birthday Card
$6.95
The perfect card for those in the throes of a mid-life crisis, car enthusiasts and speed demons.
Front of card reads "Don't Worry, I'm Sure It Handles As Well As A Sports Car".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Golden Ray Of MF Light Vinyl Sticker
$3.95
The perfect sticker for those who shine bright, people with blinding personalities, folks that people want to be around.
Stick this sticker on your water bottle, your laptop, notebook or anywhere you want to show off your unique personality.
Sticker reads "Golden Ray of Motherfucking Light"
Perfect for slipping in a card, they make good gifts too.
Semi-matte, exterior grade, UV + scratch resistant / Waterproof, dishwasher + microwave safe.
Approximate Dimensions: 3" x 2.01"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Cake With Candles Birthday Card
$6.95
The perfect card for cake lovers, those who use candles to save on electricity and pyromaniacs.
Front of card reads "Would You Like Some Cake With Your Candles?".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Pretty Okay With Myself Vinyl Sticker
$3.95
The perfect sticker for those people cool with their own company, the self-assured, folks feeling fine by themselves.
Stick this sticker on your water bottle, your laptop, notebook or anywhere you want to show off your unique personality.
Perfect for slipping in a card, they make good gifts too.
Semi-matte, exterior grade, UV + scratch resistant / Waterproof, dishwasher + microwave safe.
Approximate Dimensions: 3" x 2.34"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Adequate Human Vinyl Sticker
$3.95
The perfect sticker for being kind to yourself, realistic expectation setting, rejecting over achievement.
Perfect for slipping in a card, they make good gifts too.
Semi-matte, exterior grade, UV + scratch resistant / Waterproof, dishwasher + microwave safe.
Approximate Dimensions: 3" x 1.60"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Old White Dude Christmas Card
from $6.95
Since when does Santa get to choose what we deserve? ;)
Front of card reads "This Christmas Let's Not Ask An Old White Dude To Grant Us Things Based On His Moral Judgement".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
You're Appreciated Plant Card
$6.95
The perfect card for: those who need a little love, people who do a lot for others, folks who don't get the credit they deserve.
Front of card reads "On Days When You're Feeling Overwhelmed AF, Just Look At This Card and Know You're Appreciated".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Happy 29th Again Birthday Card
$6.95
This card is perfect for those ACTUALLY turning 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40... how long do you think they can get away with being 29?
Front of card reads "Happy 29th Birthday ... Again".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Doing It All Octopus Card
$6.95
The perfect card for: jack + jill of all trades, multitaskers extraordinaire, people you can't live without.
Front of card reads "Thanks For Doing It All (Literally)".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
12 Days Of Christmas, Pandemic Edition Christmas Card (Final Sale)
$3.95 $6.95
Perfect for those who love Christmas carols, song remix lovers, people who appreciate an update to the classics.
Front of card reads "12 Days of Christmas - pandemic edition".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Pee A Little Mother's Day Card
from $6.95
The perfect cards for: moms who have BEEN THROUGH IT, those not quite at the Depends stage yet, ladies who love to laugh anyway
Front of card reads "Sorry I'm The Reason You Pee A Little Every Time You Sneeze. Happy Mother's Day".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Sprinkles To My Doughnut Card
from $6.95
With Suzy Q within a hop, skip and a jump from us, how could we turn this card away? A perfect love or friendship appreciation card for those who like their pastries round, Homer Simpson, and basically everybody! This is a card you do-nut want to miss out on!
Front of card reads "You're The Sprinkles To My Donut".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins Christmas Card
Sold Out - $3.95 $6.95
Perfect for: those who like to sing loud for all to hear, Christmas miracle believers, sweet tooths and fans of Buddy The Elf.
Front of card reads "Merry Christmas You Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
70's Baby Atari Vinyl Sticker
$3.95
The perfect sticker for OG gamers, retro fanatics, and (obviously) those born in the 70's.
What was your go to game for this old school console? Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Frogger, Donkey Kong...
Stick this sticker on your water bottle, your laptop, notebook or anywhere you want to show off your unique personality.
Perfect for slipping in a card, they make good gifts too.
Semi-matte, exterior grade, UV + scratch resistant / Waterproof, dishwasher + microwave safe.
Approximate Dimensions: 3" x 1.75"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
80's Baby Boom Box Vinyl Sticker
$3.95
The perfect sticker for folks who STILL like the play their music out loud, wannabe DJs, and (obviously) those born in the 80's.
Stick this sticker on your water bottle, your laptop, notebook or anywhere you want to show off your unique personality.
Perfect for slipping in a card, they make good gifts too.
Semi-matte, exterior grade, UV + scratch resistant / Waterproof, dishwasher + microwave safe.
Approximate Dimensions: 3" x 2.01"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
You're Appreciated Sloth Card
$6.95
The perfect card for: those who need a little love, people who do a lot for others, those who would rather lie down, people who step up to the challenge.
Front of card reads "On Days When You Utter "I Didn't Sign Up For This", Just Look At This Card and Know You're Appreciated".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Filthy Animal Christmas Card
$6.95
Perfect for: anyone who's lived through the 90s, people who appreciate the classics, cheese pizza lovers. Get your cardboard friends ready, it's time to stay "Home Alone" and party.
Front of card reads "Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Marriage Dinner Love Card
$6.95
The perfect card for: meal-focused folks, couples that have nothing else to talk about, foodies!
Front of card reads "Marriage; asking each other what you want for dinner...until you die"
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by I'll Know It When I See It in Vancouver, British Columbia.
