Smitten Kitten
Crush-worthy paper goods
- Location: Toronto, Ontario
- Established: 2004
Crush-worthy paper goods
Smitten Kitten is an award-winning design studio that offers a wide range of modern paper goods and gifts. Based in Toronto, Canada, our sweatshop-free products are designed and manufactured in North America because we believe that offering awesome designs, manufactured locally and ethically, should be the industry standard, and anything that falls short of that should be scooped up from the litter box and tossed out.
Amy Kwong, the designer behind the brand, started her own papergoods and giftware company and named it Smitten Kitten, (an expression used to describe someone who has a crush on someone or something), because that is exactly the type of product Amy strives to design: Crush-worthy Papergoods and Gifts.
Shop products from Smitten Kitten
Bitches and Hoes Birthday Card
$6.95
Say 'Happy Birthday' from the entire squad.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday From Your Bitches And Hoes".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Leonard Nimoy Birthday Card
$6.95
Wish the Star Trek fan in your life a Spock-tacular (RIP) Birthday!
Front of card reads "Have A Spock-Tacular Birthday!".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
You're the Best Card
$6.95
No ifs, ands, or butts :)
The BEST way to say someone else is the best is with this silly card.
Front of card reads "You're The Best! No Ifs, Ands, Or Butts".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Breasts and Thighs Birthday Card
$6.95
Age really is just a number. Let your loved ones know they look great no matter what, with this clever birthday card.
Front of card reads "Your Breasts And Thighs Look Fabulous For Your Age".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Creepy Santa Christmas Cards - Boxed Set of 6
$19.95
Better watch your back. Creepy Santa Claus is coming to town...
This box set contains 6 different creepy Santa cards
Inside of card reads: Hope you survive the holidays.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Little Baby Cheeses Christmas Card
$6.95
The holidays can be a stressful time. May your vices help make it the merriest of times.
This card is gold foil printed.
Front of card reads "Bless The Little Baby Cheeses".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
We Brought da Motherfuckin Ruckus Christmas Card
$6.95
We've all got them, those friends who liven up all the parties and cause a scene everywhere they go. Maybe it's you in your group - if so this card is perfect. Party on!
Front of card reads "We Brought da Motherfuckin Ruckus".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
He Sees You When You're Sleeping Christmas Card
$6.95
Better watch your back. Creepy Santa Claus is coming to town...
Front of card reads "He Sees You When You're Sleeping!".
Inside of card reads: Hope you survive the holidays.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Shit Bitch, You Is Fine! Card
$6.95
Swear words, check!
Puppy, check!
Bright, sunny imagery, check!
Front of card reads "Shit Bitch, You Is Fine".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Leonard Cohen Birthday Card
$6.95
The perfect birthday card for the Leonard Cohen fan in your life!
Front of card reads "Everybody Knows It's Your Birthday".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Shit Just Got Real Card
$6.95
For a new cat owner or anyone who just adulted hard in life.
Front of card reads "Shit Just Got Real".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Gord Downie Birthday Card
$6.95
No better way to celebrate birthdays than with this Canadian icon! It's fully and completely the perfect card for all the Tragically Hip fans in your life. Gord Downie was truly ahead by a century, and left a huge legacy from rock music to Indigenous reconciliation.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday Gordgeous".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
You Better Watch Out Christmas Card
$6.95
You better watch out. Creepy Santa Claus is coming to town...
Front of card reads "You Better Watch Out".
Inside of card reads: Hope you survive the holidays.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Same Penis Forever Card
$6.95
Think about it. Really think about it. This card is great for engagements, weddings, and if you like shocking your friends who are falling in love.
Front of card reads "Same Penis Forever!".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
You Give Me A Lady-Boner Card
$6.95
With a cat in a hat box. Need I say more?
Front of card reads "You Give Me A Lady Boner".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Burt Reynolds Sexy Birthday Card
$6.95
The man himself! Burt Reynolds is here to wish you the sexiest birthday you can possibly manage.
Front of card reads "Happy Burtday Sexy!".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Send Nudes Card
$6.95
Inappropriate or not, this card is 'ugly cute' and perfect to give for almost every occasion.
Front of card reads "Send Nudes".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
You Are the Wind Beneath My Wings Card
$6.95
Show your friends some love, support and encouragement. Do you think of Bette Midler?
Front of card reads "You Are The Wind Beneath My Wings".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Sexy Bitch Birthday Card
$6.95
Swear words, check!
Puppy in a sequined dog cape, check!
Sassy message for your fun loving friend, check!
What more could you ask for?
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Ride Out This Shitstorm Card - Boxed Set of 6
$18.95
The most on point Christmas cards for friends and family alike. Perfectly snarky but still full of love.
This box set contains 6 cards
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Alex Trebek Birthday Card
$6.95
Ottawa University Graduate and Order of Canada recipient Alex Trebek (RIP) became one of television’s most enduring and iconic figures after hosting Jeopardy! from 1984 - 2020.
Let Alex help you send happy birthday wishes to all of your friends and loved ones.
Front of card reads "Whose Birthday Is It? Yours!".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Anthony Bourdain Christmas Card
$6.95
Let Anthony Bourdain help you spread some Christmas cheer, as only he can.
Front of card reads "Seasoned Greetings".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Betty White Card
$6.95
Beloved Betty White (RIP) was an award winning actress, comedian and trailblazer in Hollywood for over seven decades!
Let this "First Lady of Hollywood" help send birthday cheer to all of the amazing women in your life.
Front of card reads "There's Nobetty Better Than You".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
Gluten-Free Birthday Card
$6.95
Say 'Happy Birthday' to your celiac friends with this sassily thoughtful card. Just don't eat toast before sealing the envelope.
Front of card reads "Don't Worry, This Birthday Card Is Gluten-Free".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
