Ron Swanson Birthday Card

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The perfect birthday card for the person in your life who loves tv's "Parks and Recreation".

Ron Swanson... the man, the myth the legend. Who better to send birthday wishes to your friends or loved ones? Of course our curmudgeonly hero doesn't care if it's a happy event or not. But hey, it's the thought that counts. Just be sure to have lots of whisky and meat for your celebrations.

If you are really lucky Duke Silver will show up at the party, pouring wee drams of his favourite Scotch whiskey... fingers crossed!

Front of card reads "Birthday. Because I Don't Care If It's Happy".

The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.

Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"

Made by Saucy Avocado in Toronto, ON

2% of all sales will help to #CraftChange.