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Bad Driving Birthday Card
$6.99
Order by December 14th for delivery by Christmas
Pickup available at Hintonburg
Usually ready in 24 hours
Open Now • Today's hours: 10am - 7pm EST
Product Details
Say "Happy Birthday" to someone you would like to live forever, regardless of their driving! This funny birthday joke will make everyone smile.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday. May You Live To Be So Old That Your Driving Terrifies Others.".
The inside is left blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4" x 6"
Made by Science Cobs in Ottawa, Ontario.
Shipping + Returns
We currently offer shipping within Canada with Canada Post, ICS, Purolator and UPS.
You can return or exchange unused items* within 30 days with the original receipt and packaging. Refunds are issued to the original payment method.
*Certain items cannot be returned, view the full policy.
2% Donated to #CraftChange
We are proud to donate 2% of every sale to community organizations and non-profits. Since opening in 2015, we've donated $300,000 with your help through the sales of Canadian-made products.
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