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Bitches and Hoes Birthday Card
Smitten Kitten Meet the Maker: Smitten Kitten
$6.95
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Say 'Happy Birthday' from the entire squad.
Front of card reads "Happy Birthday From Your Bitches And Hoes".
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
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Use painting icon (RIP) Bob Ross's face to wish someone you know a Happy Little Birthday!
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