Bitches and Hoes Birthday Card
Smitten Kitten Meet the Maker: Smitten Kitten
$5.95
Say 'Happy Birthday' from the entire squad.
The inside is blank for you to add your own personal touch.
Card size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Made by Smitten Kitten in Toronto, Ontario.
With every purchase we make a donation to #CraftChange.
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